Amazing vid

April 29th 2007:

The beautiful and oh so talented Nikki Lachen (Altered Aperture) will be taking photos of me playing John Waters. The shoot will span John filming 5 of his most influential titles. Those included are: Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Polyester, Hairspray, and A Dirty Shame. I am so excited I could piss my pants! The shoot will be the first of three photo shoots where I portray one of my heroes. The next shoot will be me playing Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) only to be followed up with Bruce LaBruce..... This weekend myself and 3 others are being shot at in b.f.e. for Nikki in what we are referring to as a "Drive By Photo Shooting". lol

I'll post some pictures whenever I get them!

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BLOGGERS ATTACK! (With a lvl 5 Paragraph and a 1d4 chance of Debauchery)


So i just got word about this totally ridiculous movement that has found it's way to the "Lord's Asshole" (aka: Charlotte, NC)... What is this movement one might ask?

Revolution Charlotte.

And what exactly is Revolution Charlotte (aka: RC... because I am too goddamn lazy to type all that shit out everytime I need to reference.)? RC is a group of dumb-asses that think that a Christian "lord" really has a soft place in his heart for "punk-rock disciples". Mohawks with a mission. Pissing, swearing, and alcoholic "Dirty Harry's" for Jesus.

COME THE FUCK ON!!!!! Are you assholes that fucking stupid?!?! I find two major flaws with this theory.

1) Many punks are concerned primarily with an individual's perceived right to maximum freedom. Devotion to the idea of freedom tends to create strong beliefs in concepts such as individualism, anti-authoritarianism, political anarchism (though not necessarily), free thought, and ethics.
-> How is trusting your soul to Jesus a right to maximum freedom? Individualism? Anti-authoritarianism? Political anarchism? Free thought? Ethics? (Sorry. Bad joke, I know..... scratch the last one. Ha ha)

2) They hold "services" in the Milestone.
-> How is holding "services" in a well known coke-den, conducive to sharing the love of Jesus?

RC is a fucking joke and I have to say that this is just another reason the world needs A.D.D.

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(Co-Owner of A.nother D.ead D.isciple)

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I am quitting smoking next Monday. D-Rawk is doing the same as well and I couldn't be more excited. In two weeks I will have two paychecks and only one thing to do with it... GET A.D.D. STARTED! I am stoked and can't wait to get some pics up so everyone can check it out. I know that anyone that sees me on a daily basis will probably hate me because that is going to be the only topic of discussion for the next couple of weeks. Good luck world the Cultural Warriors are comming.

Muwahaha!


So the usual rundown now is as follows for anyone who doesn't know what is up.
I work Mon-Fri @ AEBN and Sat/Sun @ CM.
God life is really fucking awesome now.

D
(Co-Owner of A.nother D.an & D.erek)

So I just wanted to get this off my chest. I loathe/love being sober. I have been so for the past week and feel the urge to say that I have successfully nipped my problem in the ass before it became a larger, uncontrollable beast. Anyone that wishes to do the same should. Just make sure to drink ass-loads 'o agua! Ha ha, I can't believe how clear my skin has become. I look and feel twelve again. But not in a warm and sunny disposition kinda way but I could be picked up by a pedophile kinda way. Kinda creepy, kinda cool. Depending on how you look at it I have turned a new leaf or have pussied out. I'd like to think I have pussied out...... no wait, whatever. ha ha. Goddamn I need sleep.

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The new John Cameron Mitchell movie "Short Bus" is the absolute SHIT!!!!!!

Opening scene naked man in bathtub, full fledged cock-shot and he pisses in the tub and tries to suck his own dick.

Nuff said.

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Behold the fishnet slut tonight
Hustle Rose goes from limb to limb
Fingertip to painted lip she sways her way up to him
Says, “Now that your wallet is all lit up
You're gonna wanna wear it out”
If you're looking for something life-like
Hit a sardine nightclub
If every surface you touch is cold
Never go home
He says, “I can't feel a thing, my dreams are so tight
Why wouldn't I stand in line tonight?”

Now that your wallet is all lit up
You're gonna wanna wear it out

You could throw me a bone
If I get too close you wake me up
remind me softly to go
If I forget won't you wake me up
Remind me not to feel a thing
Keep the dream tight
I can't feel a thing
My dreams are so tight
Why wouldn't I stand in line tonight?

(Hustle Rose - Metric)

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Don't ever date Virgos. Period. They suck as boyfriends. I am for real. Don't believe me, try it out but don't come crying to me. You have been warned!

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So after a productive coffee meeting with D-Rawk I realize that we are more on the same page than I could have imagined. His Jesus and the Rabid Badgers stories are coming around quite nicely and I look forward to seeing D-Rawk put them into tangible forms.

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(Co-Owner of A.ppalachian D.erek & Dan)

Well folks since myspace is a soul sucking beast now I am back on LJ and have to say I forgot how much I love this site. A.D.D. Is coming soon and no one knows how much this is going to change everything.

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(Co-Owner of A.shley D.erek D.an)